Yet ironically, DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS are not a personal subject. Rather than calling toilets a "toilet" or a "john", Chris refers to them formally and in an antiquated Southern fashion as "commodes", as if he's embarrassed to mention them. Or, perhaps, he just found the idea of a girl who shits herself to be too icky for his tastes.įurther evidence of Chris's discomfort in talking about the subject lies in his choice of dated vocabulary.
Given Chris's gloried history of bad taste and indiscretion, this drawing a line between what is private and public could be a milestone. On 1 December 2009, Chris refused to offer advice to a Mailbag correspondent who suggested that she had some degree of fecal incontinence, claiming that the topic was personal, and that he refused to talk about it. On 28 April 2009, Chris admitted in a video that he craps his pants when he's stressed and claimed that it's perfectly normal, comparing shitting his pants as a grown man with a baby defecating in its diaper. Chris first shouted "MAYBE!", and then gave up and admitted ".Yes."Ĭhris's typical reaction when "something happens downstairs" in public. Shortly before "Max" forced Chris to shove his medallion up his ass, he asked if Chris had lost control. Later, during the infamous Julie Reveals Herself episode, Chris shat himself in mid-conversation while sparring with BlueSpike. GOOD GOD CHRIS, AT LEAST MAKE HIM EARN IT DON'T JUST BE LIKE HI, I SHIT MYSELF Why Chris felt the need to surrender this information is beyond our understanding, although given the context of the conversation (Clyde accusing him of wearing his mother's panties), Chris may have felt that offering more details on his supposed preference for male underwear - namely, that he wears them enough to shit in them - would reinforce his point. When prodded by the trolls concerning his alleged fondness for wearing women's underwear, Chris angrily retorted, "I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS." On further prodding from the trolls, he went on to reveal that most of the time he didn't even realize he'd crapped his briefs until well after the fact.
Ground zero for the CRAPPED BRIEFS phenomenon was 20 January 2009, when Chris made a bizarre slip while arguing with Clyde Cash and BILLY MAYS on IRC.
He said it did not happen often, and replied with an emphatic "NO" when Panda suggested that he wear adult diapers to deal with the problem. Chris first alluded to difficulty controlling his bowels during a December 2008 IRC chat with PandaHalo, where he admitted that he sometimes mistook a bowel movement for gas and shat himself as a consequence.